Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

17 dollar eyeshadow, bitch.

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1. You were absolutely a slob. Rinsing out dishes that had been sitting around the room on MY stuff for days with milk and oatmeal doesn't constitute washing them. 2. I know you constantly stole my stuff. Instead of just borrowing things and putting them back like a normal person, you would just never give it back, and deny you even saw them, even though I found it in your stuff (which I searched while you were asleep). The one thing that I looked for days for and finally found in your purse was not only stolen months beforehand and never returned, but it was also broken. Even though I took it back and hid it, you still denied ever having used it. So I hope you realize that the time I spilled orange juice and milk all over your futon and carpet was not an accident. And I hope you realize that your getting sick exactly when I did was not a coincidence, because I rubbed used tissues all over the doorknobs and your desk. That was 17 dollar eyeshadow, bitch.

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