Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

It's better that he never know.

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New roomie, I think you're cool as hell. We get along, and I have no intention of pranking you. But you see, the day before you moved in (and, by the way, I didn't find out you were moving in until you unlocked the door - the apartment complex fails at communication), I had my girlfriend over, and we were having some downright kinky sex on the kitchen table. Well, the day after you moved in, you were sitting at the table eating cereal out of the box. You dropped a few pieces on the table on accident and plucked them off, popping them in your mouth. I was too horrified to say anything, and I'm sure you were confused by my panicked look, but... I splooged on that table, dude.

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