Work Sucks

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Work Sucks
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Jesu Cristo!

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I started working at a nursing home in college because of all the cute girls and it pays better than any other job around. anyway, one day at work on of my patients had a massive heart attack down in the dining room and in the 15 seconds it took me to get there he was stone cold dead. After draging him back to his room i had to gt him ready for the family to come say their good byes, so 10 min after his heart attack i'm giving him a bed bath and trying to get the job done before family arrives. what i didn't know is he had a pacemaker with a defibrulator built into it, so this whole time it's giving his heart small shocks trying to restart it. suddenly during the middle of the bed bath he f**king comes back to life!!! he's been dead almost 10 min and wakes up and asks me if it's time for dinner! after that he only spoke spanish and lived another 3 months. thank you funeral home man for reminding me of my own zombie!

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