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Drunk pizza love

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I used to manage a pizza hut and late one night I got a call from a drunk man who said my delivery driver insulted his girlfriend at his hotel. We have a sophisticated caller ID system that pulls up addresses when you call so I quickly determined we had not delivered to him, and his hotel was out of our delivery area. I apologized then explained it was another pizza company and he hung up. He called back 4 or five times, each time I explained it wasn’t us, and each time he got getting angrier and angrier, finally threatening to come down and beat up our delivery guy. Being cautious, I called the non emergency police and let them know what was happening…but in the middle of the call, this chevy truck screeches to a stop and out jumps this huge muscle guy with only shorts on running towards me. Terrified, I yell into the phone, “he’s here!” and press our lockdown button which magnetically slams shut and seals the doors. This guy starts pounding on the glass door like the hulk, shaking the walls while spitting and screaming the ways in which he will kill us. Unbeknownst to me, the dispatcher had already sent out a call and 2 cop cars had just arrived in the parking lot when this idiot pulled up. Suddenly, four officers appeared out of nowhere, guns drawn. Next thing I know, this formerly angry psycho instantly became a scared puppy putting his hands on his head, behind his head, behind his back, over his head like a mime on crack. We started laughing because he was too drunk and scared to understand what the police were telling him to do so finally they just tackled him. Customer service can suck, but this case of instant karma made my night. I still have no idea where he ordered pizza from.

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