I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Me and my ex had once been heading home in my car after a hot session of making out and other unmentionable actions. As we were driving back, my ex was still very horny so at each stop light we started hooking up. The time was 11 o clock at night so i didn't think much of people seeing into my car. We reach one last stop and she pulls me towards her and we get really into it until i see something moving in peripheral vision. i look out to see 20 or so people who just got off the bus standing in the middle of the street staring into my car. Needless to say i keep my eyes on the road now
James M |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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