I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
After a night of partying, I went back to the room of a girl that I was seeing at the time and we hooked up like usual. Afterwards I was laying there drunk and half asleep when she ripped a monster fart while laying next to me. I thought either she farted in her sleep, was too drunk to care, thought I was asleep, or a combination of all that. I didn't move or say anything, just laid there trying not to laugh or run away and I tried to dismiss it as a bad dream so I could sleep that night. She'll never know.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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