I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Putting up a fight
I hosted a new years party last year, and it was one of those parties you see on Smirnoff ads. It was crazy. 200 people, the entire Senior year, you know the deal. So these sketchy characters show up and try to come in, but I immediately kick them out. Even with the rugby team behind me, they still put up a fight. I ended up leaving with a black eye. Few months later, this super hot girl started texting me (the ex of the guy who i got into a scuff with) and was sending me some pretty revealing photos. We eventually saw each other at a club, and she doesn't hesitate to bring me to the washroom and do the nasty. Of course, her ex walks in and we obviously got into another fight, with my pants around my ankles. He fought me again when I took her to prom, dated her over the summer, thanksgiving party...I broke up with her after 3 sets of stitches
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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