I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was at a party, and was starting to bored. Mixing intoxication and boredom is never a good idea for me but I decided I would mess around with some people. I walked out to the "dance area" and saw some random guy dancing with a chick. I went up to the guy and tapped him and I was like "Yo that's my ex-girlfriend" and high-fived him. I realized shortly after when the girl started yelling at me was that I knew her. Of course I never learn my lesson so I waited ten minutes and found her dancing with another guy and did the same thing, this time she started screaming at me saying that I never dated her and only made out with her once. My rational of the whole situation? shes annoying as hell anyway so cock-block successful.
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