I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
One night at my girlfriends dorm, me and my girlfriend wanted to take a shower together. So we got into the bathroom and got the water going just when i went back to her room for a condom, her door was locked and she grabed MY keys not her keys. So we were locked out of her room with no clothes. So I had to stay in the bathroom with the light off, while she borrowed her roommates clothes to walk downstairs to get the person with the masterkey. That was still the best shower I have ever took.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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