in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Life imitates art. Disgusting, disgusting art.
I am sure most everybody has seen the movie Dumb and Dumber where the cop drinks the p*** out of the beer bottle. I had a similar situation. I was stuck in backed up traffic on the interstate and had to p*** to the point I couldn't hold it anymore. I put the truck in park because traffic wasn't moving anyway, opened the sliding back glass, and grabbed two empty beer bottles so I could relieve myself. When I finished I didn’t have anywhere to put the bottles, and I didn't want to throw them out the window so I set them in the cup holders on the floor and was going to get rid of them at the next exit. A little while later traffic starts moving and then a state trooper sitting in the median follows me and turns his lights on. I have no idea why he is pulling over so I pull off to the side. the cop walks up to the window and sure enough he noticed the beer bottles in the cup holders when he came to the window and told he was charging me with an open container. He confiscates them and walks back to his car and I watch in my mirror as he gets in his car and almost immediately the car door opens followed by puking and gagging. Yep he took a drink thinking it was beer. He comes back and gives me my license and proof of insurance and says just go on. I laughed for the next 20 miles.
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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