Rough Love

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Rough Love
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In Freshman year of College there was this girl who was sending big signals that she was into me. I knew her from around school and we started hanging out a bit and made out at a few parties. One night at a party I was pretty drunk and she takes me back to her room. We had pretty awkward sex, which I assumed was because we were both drunk. When I finished I slipped it out to see a bare dick. I definitely had put on a condom, so I ask her if she finished while I start to finger her/secretly fish out the condom. It was from behind so she couldn't see what was going on. As I pull it out she just shrugs or something so I throw out the condom and lie down. She then gets up from beside me and starts blowing me. I was still sensitive from cumming so it was pretty uncomfortable and I start saying " uummm" and "hey" to try to get her attention but she just keeps her head down sucking. It was really awkward but also enough to keep me hard enough so this goes on for 10 minutes. Eventually she just stops and goes to bed without a word. The next morning as I'm leaving I hear from one of her friends that that was her first time. That explains all the confusion but I felt way too awkward about it to hook with her again.

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