If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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There were once three brothers called fuck off, manners and shit. They were pissing about when shit falls over a wall, manners goes to help him. A police officer approaches Fuck off, because he looked a little shady. The police officer asks his name. and he replies "fuck off" The police officer asks again. The boy replies. "fuck off" The police officer gets angry and says. "Haven't you got any manners?" Fuck off replies, "Manners is over there picking up shit"
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