It's all about the circumstances...
So one night I was bored and decided to go on Craigslist and post a few personal ads for my straight male roommate. I posted one saying that I was hot girl who just broke up with her boyfriend and was in desperate need to fuck someone because the best way to get over someone was under someone else. The next one, said I was a plus size gay man looking for some man on man no strings attached loving. At the end of each message, I left his phone number and said "Please send me a picture of your dick and if I like it, I will reply back." He woke up to 50 dick pics on his phone and immediately called me to see what I had done to him.
Why is it that they will only sneeze on our food when we don't want them to, but if we request it they refuse? What if I kept requesting it until they got annoyed? What would they do then?
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More » At one point, we were asked which gender of masseuse we wanted, so we scheduled a woman for everyone... except our loudest, proudest, "manliest" friend, who we specifically assigned the largest man they had to massage him. He arrived last, leading to a perfect moment of everyone else sitting in the waiting room and watching as he walked out of his massage: his facial expression and lingering awkwardness the rest of the night alone made it the best dance ever.
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