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The usher truly hates you

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I work as an usher at a movie theatre where all the city kids come on weekends. Because I'm also a nightclub bouncer I am an absolute pro at identifying someone by age without I.D. and in the Hall of Fame for not giving a shit about peoples feelings when it comes to their night out. On the weekends of blockbuster rated-R movies I am a juveniles worst enemy. At least 3/4 kids will ask for a ticket to a Rated-R movie, get turned down for having no I.D., and subsequently ask for a ticket for a random kids movie starting around the same time. I'm immediately notified via secret service walkie talkie ear piece as the kid is handing me a ticket that has been "flagged". One by one I watch these little bastards walk in the completely opposite direction of where I directed them (towards the rated-R film) like I'm not paying attention. To make this more fun for me I wait until the previews of said movie to start playing so everyone's seated but not really paying attention. Instead of confronting the kids from the start I get to force them to get up in front of up to 400 other people and march out with uniformed police officers like they just stole something . Public shame is a great deterrent.

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