I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Come to the dark side
One night I had my parents over to meet my girlfriend. My dad was his usual self trying to embarrass me by talking about my junk. After dinner Star Wars was on and my dad and I decided to watch. After a little bit my girlfriend decided to join us. After the movie and after my parents had left, my girlfriend wanted to have sex. It was a little awkward because my dad spent the whole evening talking about my junk. My girlfriend responded in her best Darth Vader voice, "Luke, I am not your Father." While in bed she kept saying, "Use the force Luke!" Best sex I've ever had.
Matt Jepsky |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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