in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
We were just doing make-believe, officer, I swear.
One day my friend and I were driving downtown to go to a show. He had the brilliant idea to do fake drive-by shootings with his cap gun. I thought it was stupid, but knew I couldn't stop him. A couple hours later, we were stopped at a red light and four cops in bullet-proof vests came out of nowhere with their guns pointed at our heads. They told us to turn the engine off. I did as I was told. They checked our license plate, said it was the wrong car and left. Later that night, we returned to our car in the parking lot. As soon as I put my hand on the door, eight fully armed cops came out from every angle while two squad cars blocked our exit. They told us to get on the ground, cuffed us, searched us for weapons, then put my friend and I in two separate cars for a half hour until they found the cap gun in our car. It turned out that around the time my friend was playing “Drive-by Shooting,” there was an actual drive-by shooting that happened nearby. Someone called the cops on us thinking my friend was shooting an actual gun and so the police made the connection. Our bad.
I Fought the Law
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I Fought the Law
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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