in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Love at the Marina
My husband and I met in basic training a couple of years ago and then we went to the same tech school. Well since it's the military the dorm rules are pretty strict, like no members of the opposite sex in your hall let alone in your room. This made it so whenever we wanted to hang out we'd go in his car and just drive down to the marina. One night we were parked out in his car and I moved to the back seat to stretch out (he owned a owned a sports car so there wasn't to much room). We were both still in uniform and my husband, still in the front seat, decided that he was going to show me a trick he learned where if he pulled on the ends of his jacket, all the buttons would unhook. Well right when he was doing this Security Forces shone his flashlight in the window and knocked. My husband then opened the door with his jacket undone and me in the backseat stretched out and the first thing he says is "this isn't what it looks like." The cop then starts to ask my husband about the type of car he has and what's under the hood, absentmindedly he looks back at me to ask if I was being held against my will or anything and of course I said no. My husband asks if the cop wanted to see the engine to which the cop pauses, then replies "no but I think she wants to see yours" winks, and walks away. He was right, I did.
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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