If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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An old polish pilot decided to fly to USA. During the flight, both pilots passed out. The flight attendant, having seen Airplane, quickly calls for any pilots on board to report to the cabin. The old guy goes to the front of the plane to fly it. Once he entered the cabin, he searched for the familiar controls of his old plane. The delicate, complex, and large machines greeted him with hums, beeps and buzzes. He quietly turned to the flight attendant and said, "I am a simple pole in a complex plane."
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