An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
Mathematical Joke
An old polish pilot decided to fly to USA. During the flight, both pilots passed out. The flight attendant, having seen Airplane, quickly calls for any pilots on board to report to the cabin. The old guy goes to the front of the plane to fly it. Once he entered the cabin, he searched for the familiar controls of his old plane. The delicate, complex, and large machines greeted him with hums, beeps and buzzes. He quietly turned to the flight attendant and said, "I am a simple pole in a complex plane."
Bad service.
This is rediculous! I've been sitting at my table for two hours and the waiter still hasn't taken my order! I'm never coming to McDonalds again!
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Throw Me A Bone
If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Dry Your Eyes
The worst part about accidently rubbing deodorant into your eye is that it won't let you have any tears to cry it out.
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