I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
How to get away with calling someone a bitch
So, while working drive through, I get bored. When people come through, I can be sarcasic and try to be funny. This car comes up with two dudes up front. A lovely lady shows her face as I ask for payment from the drive. Confused, I say, "Hey, you have a lovely lady with you, why is she not up front?" The driver replies, "Well, I have my dog sitting up front with me." "Dude (to the passanger), you know what he just said right?" The passanger mumbles something, so I blurt, "He just called you his bitch." The girls (turns out there was another behind the driver) start laughing, as the car starts to pull away. I yell out to them, "Who let the dogs out?" I hear, "Hoot, Hoot, hoot" The best part: they told my manager that I deserved a rise.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »