I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Wrong Kind of Entertainment
I used to work for many years in this quite popular independent record store. It was my dream job, even though there certainly were many "interesting" types of customers. Like this one really quiet and nice guy who unfortunately had a really, really awful B.O. He was a regular, so we always had a can of air freshener ready at the counter, so we could spray the entire store after he left. But this story is about one mail order client. One day I was checking the store's emails and there was a complaint from client X, who was unhappy with the Paris Hilton DVD he had ordered. I was scratching my head because I knew for a fact that we hadn't sold any Paris Hilton DVDs, we didn't even carry them in our stock (the store was more indie, punk, metal etc.). My boss agreed with me. So I checked the system to see what the client had ordered. And then I realised... that I was dealing with a wanker. You see, he had ordered Depeche Mode's concert DVD "One Night In Paris" which has the same title as that Paris Hilton's sex tape. Oh dear. I wrote him a very clear and straightforward email stating that this was indeed a record store, the DVD he wanted was porn, and we did not sell any porn. The guy did not answer, but of course we accepted the return and gave the money back, since, well, it is required by law to do so within a certain time limit. But still to this day I sometimes wonder what exactly happened when he received the DVD. Maybe he was all excited, with lube and tissues ready, tearing open the package... Only to find Depeche Mode inside. Poor bastard.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »