I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
She can teach love
well my sophmore year i was new to this school and being new all the girls wanna know my story so one girl says hey lets hang tonight yet i come over and we do it for about an hr an a half after were done were both covered in sweat as im about to walk out the door my third hour teacher walks in the front door and says hey joe! so you met nikki? why are you sweating? i replied me and nikki just got done running she was like oh nice well if you wanna stay for dinner you can! i quickly said no i gotta head home! she wonders why i never come over anymore yet im still in her class
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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