Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Enjoy the performance.

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It was bad enough being stuck with two best friends in a room that was supposed to be a double, but it turned out that one of them was one of the worst people I had ever met. Bigoted, ignorant, socially inept, depressingly alcoholic and, like all bad roommates, obnoxious beyond all reason. Over the course of freshman year he gradually ate up space in the room until his clothes or belongings were seeping into every inch not occupied by a bed or body. It got to a point where I would literally only be in the room to sleep because I had reached my limit with him. Attempts to get a new room were unsuccessful. So what did I do with my frustration? I helped spread the fact that his "little man" had stage fright, information obtained from his dissatisfied hookups. I felt this was not enough, so I went the extra mile and rubbed my balls on his pillow and stuck my own "performer" in his many open water bottles whenever he went to class.

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