Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Then I wrote him a song about all the places I pissed ...

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Freshman year, I roomed with my friend from high school. He and his high school girlfriend had decided to go to the same college, but she promptly dumped him soon after arriving because she was a bitch. She started sleeping with this guy down the hall and the guy was being a real douche about it to my friend, bragging about sleeping with his now ex-girlfriend. Come second semester, me and my buddy got to back school earlier than everyone else so we get drunk and break into his room and I piss on everything, I mean EVERYTHING because I had been drinking a lot. In his sheets, in his mini fridge, on his toothbrush in his chair. His room sat like that and fermented for a week before he got back.

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