Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

What can I say? I'm a good guy.

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My doosh roommate was always racing me on his bike. He'd race me to class, he'd race me back to the dorm, he'd race me to the dining hall, etc. I didn't want to race and always lost, and he would then gloat for the next 15 minutes about how badly he had beaten me. Finally I had enough. One day before we left for class (we were the same major) I went to his bike and loosened the brakes. As he walked out of the dorm I said, "Wanna race?" The look of elation on his face cannot be described accurately. As we approached the building our classes were in, he began to try to slow his bike down. He began to yell to pedestrians, "WOAH, WOAH!!! NO BRAKES! NO BRAKES!!" After he crashed into the bushes I walked up to him and said, "Hey man, your brakes are loose. Let me fix them for you." He thanked me for being such a good roommate, and he never asked me to race again.

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