Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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My first roommate freshman year (1995) was a total douchebag. He would steal a pack of smokes from me about every other day, steal beer, food, clean socks, whatever he wanted. He used the excuse that his parents were divorced and he had a rough childhood. Pussy. After about two weeks of this, it was time to get even. I bought a teener of coke, emptied out a few cigarettes, sprinkled in the magic white powder, and refilled the cigarettes with tobacco and waited. I came home from class later that day to find that the roommate had indeed helped himself to a cigarette and was totally fucking cracked out watching Golden Girls reruns on TV. I went for lunch, came back, Oprah was on, he was drooling. Went to dinner, came back Cheers was on and he was passed out. I just let him have the rest of the pack with about three more coke smokes in it. I don't think he ever really found out, but he stole cigarettes like a motherfucker after that, so it kind of backfired on me. He didn't come back for sophomore year.

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