It's all about the circumstances...
My friend was being a lazy ass and she knew i could write essays really quick because i have to write around 12 essays every 6 weeks of the year so i know how its done. So the day her essay was due she ran up to me pleading me to write it for her. So i agreed and she let me do it. I went on her Microsoft word and saw she already wrote 1 paragraph. It was crap so i erased it and went on google typing in troll face. I went on images and copy and pasted the image on word. I walked up to her saying i was done 2 minutes before her class was about to start. Happy troll day jackie.
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More » At one point, we were asked which gender of masseuse we wanted, so we scheduled a woman for everyone... except our loudest, proudest, "manliest" friend, who we specifically assigned the largest man they had to massage him. He arrived last, leading to a perfect moment of everyone else sitting in the waiting room and watching as he walked out of his massage: his facial expression and lingering awkwardness the rest of the night alone made it the best dance ever.
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