I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Dad asked a question
Having spent a week on vacation in a sky resort I meet a nice girl and dated her during that time. At dinner one night my dad asked me in a joking tone "So, have you done it with her yet?" Knowing that I was a virgin. I looked him in the eyes and calmly replied, knowing that he is meticulous with his car "Yes, I have" My dad replied in a some what disbelieving tone "Really and where did you manage that" Knowing full well that there was no place for me to do it in the apartment or at the girls house "In the garage in the back set of your BMW" the look on his face was priceless, because he is so anal about his car
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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