I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
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My girlfriend and I were taking a stroll down a trail in the woods behind my apartment at night when the situation got pretty touchy-feely. I ended up pulling her pants down and laying her down on the ground for some spontaneous woodland sex when suddenly she jumps up screaming. Turns out she was laying directly on a fire ant hill and her butt (as well as my junk) had gotten bitten over thirty times. After the initial shock wore off we laughed about it while we were swimming fully clothed in the apartment pool to get all the fire ants off of us.
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