I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Piss the bed
My girlfriend asked me if I ever had a dream when your on the toilet and you pee in the dream as well as in real life. basically, she was telling how she pissed the bed, But she went on... she investigated the "scene" and concluded THIS time it was just water she spilled... THIS TIME? I'm relatively sure this means this is a reoccurring event. ew.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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