I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
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So I find this supposed 'Mormon' gal on a dating site. First night knowing each other she tells me to come over to this huge house of her 'families friends'. She's all alone as everyone is vacationing in Cali. She tells me her ex actually lives in the same place and they met online too. I'm all spongebob googley eyed by her charm, I just roll with it. We have an amazing 12 hours together to say the least. I could not finish for the life of me. She said she'd never gone so many times in a row. 12 hours together and we're hooked what seemed like for life. Then life happens. She's in love with her ex and she used me in place of her ex while they were apart on a break. She actually invited me over to her ex's parents house who are also Mormon. Now they are back together apparently. She promised her ex she wouldn't have sex with anyone while they were apart. Her ex and his parents know about me and her. Why couldn't I be the nonjudgmental winner in this one? Good lord she's a keeper. Fuck you Tim burton and Yo Yo Ma. Pretty interesting Mormons if I don't say so myself.
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