An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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They say having a tie in a sports game is like kissing your sister. well anyone who has tied a game definitely has not kissed their sister. The reactions are not even close. Not once have I ever tied a baseball game and then had my dad give me a 5 hour lecture and not allow me in my sisters room anymore.
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