If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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They say having a tie in a sports game is like kissing your sister. well anyone who has tied a game definitely has not kissed their sister. The reactions are not even close. Not once have I ever tied a baseball game and then had my dad give me a 5 hour lecture and not allow me in my sisters room anymore.
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