I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
“That’s a little too personal”
One night we both happened to show up at a random party, she came over to me hammered and started to talk to me. We ended up exchanging numbers, and she invited me to hang out. Nothing happened that night, and this went on for a few weeks. We would hang out and I would sleep over her room, and just cuddle. (We still didn't talk in class). She had bunk a bunk bed with her roommate, and getting up and down (safely) was always a challenge. So finally we had our “magical” night together. So we are in her bed cuddling, and she threw a cough drop in her month, and grabbed me and started to kiss me (cough drop flavored kisses… not a huge turn on by the way). But I was still so excited, I waited weeks for this moment. So were making out, and things are starting to get hot and heavy, our shirts come off. Then she asks me if I have a condom. Of course I did (never let your Soldier jump without a parachute kids), somewhere in my wallet, that was in my jeans, that was somewhere on her dark ass floor, down the bunk bed of death. So I get back to her we start making out, and she tells me to put on the condom and lets fuck. So the exact moment that I start to open up the condom her roommate comes drunkenly barging in the room, the door slams against the wall scaring the shit out of me, and my little guy. She throws on the lights and starts to talk her roommate. She then looks up and notices the situation going on and yells out sorry, and runs out of the room leaving the door open. So I have to again make the death climb down her bunk bed and close the door and shut off the lights. So after having the shit scared out of me, and climbing up and down her bunk bed I completely lost my erection. So I get back to her and again she tells me to put on the condom on and fuck her. Well I had to let her know that having her roommate scare the shit out of me, made me soft. I was like not to worry, I was like let me eat you out and I’ll be rock hard again. She was like, and I quote “No that’s a little too personal…” I was a bit taken back by that. So then I said ok, give me a little head and I’ll be rock hard again, and again she repeated that “that was a little too personal…” So in my own mind I was thinking “WTF, you wanted me inside of you, but a little 3rd base action is too personal.” So instead she pop’s in another cough drop and tells me to kiss her… EPIC Fail. I left, and did not "cum" back.
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