I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Thanks a lot, garbage man.
Back when me and my boyfriend of 2 years started dating, we both lost our virginity together. We were concerned about what to do with the condom, so we threw it away in the big garbage can outside. My mom comes in the next day and asks if the condom was mine. I later learned that the condom was just hanging over the side of the garbage can, after me and my boyfriend made sure it was securely wrapped up before we threw it in there. What was the garbage man doing in my trash? o_o
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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