I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
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Today my boyfriend and I were going to spend time together before I went home for Christmas break. We live kinda far away from each other, and probably won't see each other again until mid-January. We decided to meet up at noon, since I was leaving at four to go home. We were going to see and movie and go out to eat and spend time together. At 12:30 I texted him, "Where are you", and he replied back, "Overslept!! Sorry!!!". I was fine with that. I just figured he'd be at my place within a couple of minutes. An hour and a half later, I called him and asked him again where he was. He had fallen asleep. Again. When he finally came over, he told me that he had to leave in half an hour to go to his family's Christmas party. We spent the next twenty minutes looking at you tube videos.
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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