I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
No time to love.
As a college student and an employee in the same college, I barely have time for myself; and as foreigners we all have to go to school, even the already graduated ones so everyone in my family goes to school and we're all busy. My girlfriend, who lives a little away, asks me constantly to make time for her. Nothing is wrong with that of course, except I don't have that time. So she argues with me, constantly, that I don't have time for her. Eventually in one of the fights, she said that I study "too much" and that I should cut time off of my studying. (in all the fights it, apparently, was not clear to her that I don't even have time for studying) She also thinks that she did nothing wrong and I am sometimes an asshole. She also asked me for help with some math HW. It was due on Friday at 9:00 PM. What time did she turn it in? Friday 8:59 PM. How's that F in math class feeling hunny?
Shaka Laka |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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