I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
"Uh, the Quaffle gets you ten points, not 20, moron. ...
so one morning my girlfriend and I had just given gryffindor 30 points. Noon rolls around and she gets out of the bedroom for a bit while i answer a few txts that went off. A female friend of mine txted me and we started to text back and forth on our earning of points that morning. I mention how im thinking gryffindor will be winning the house cup after this morning. she follows up with how her BF always gets the golden snitch... this continues for a while and then my GF returns and i leave quick to rehydrate from the mornings activities. I come back with my GF reading my txts and she just looks at me and says "you cant compare the house cup with getting the golden snitch" ...she was upset at our inaccurate references to harry potter and proceeded to lecture me on my potter knowledge... :) i still got 30 points tho ;P
marek Kas |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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