I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
You don't want to know.
A couple years ago, after sex, my ex was feeling particularly proud of having extended the foreplay for quite some time, which had actually been fun for... the first fifteen minutes. Holding me close he asked "who do you know that keeps on foreplay for two hours?" and as i turned my head to look at him, he quietly said "don't answer."
Gabriela V. |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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