I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Gramma knows wassup.
I have been in a relationship for about a year. I went out to dinner with some members of my family, including my 75 year old grandmother with dementia. We were sitting at the table and i was teling them about my girlfriend when the usual grandma questions came up. Is it serious, do you like her, do you love her...etc. After what i thought was the most awkward moments of the dinner My grandmother continues to ask me if we have had sex. Not wanting to go into my sex life with my grandmother i say no. In the middle of a small chinese restaurant my grandmother stares me in the eyes and yells, "OH BULLSHIT!" then continued to eat her dinner.
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