I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
"My nose misses you already."
I was at the end of a weekend visit to my ex (who lived a state away), and she was dropping me off at the train stop so I could head home. She was in tears and we started making out in the car, when suddenly her nose started bleeding. And by bleeding, I mean gushing everywhere. Pretty weird, huh? Not for her, apparently. The same thing happened the next time I visited.
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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