I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Whatever happened, it was a bummer
Not too long ago, I was making out with my girlfriend of about a month in her bed. Things got pretty hot, and after a while she broke the kiss and told me she was going to do something, and that I may not want to kiss her afterward. I got excited, seeing as I hadn't gotten head from her before and hadn't gotten any in a while. She then proceeds to take just the tip of my penis in her mouth, give it one lick, and then get out of bed to brush her teeth. When she came back, she told me she was just curious as to how I tasted. She then complimented me on my taste, rolled over, and went to sleep, leaving me to figure out what the hell just happened.
Blue Balled |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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