I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Not the kind of heat you want in the bedroom.
One night me and my husband went out for wings at wing stop. He likes to get the hottest ones, the atomic. These are not even edible to most people, thyre just too damn hot! anyway we went home, watched a movie and got a little frisky before it even ended. He started going down on me and after about 2 minutes i felt like my lady bits had beed ripped up and were on fire. As it turns out i had atomic hot wing spices burning up my down stairs! he thought it was so funny, lets just say we wont be getting wings for a while...
Yazz Ward |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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