I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
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My husband was home on leave after 7 months of deployment so we ended up spending a lot of time in the bedroom. One night we had a BBQ and some friends stayed after to play cards. We had my husband's cousin crash at our house because he had a little too much to drink; we told him he could sleep on the couch or in the spare room. My husband and I went to bed and stared having our fun. I wanted him to tie my wrists and told him to go to the front closet in the living room to get one of my scarves. When he walked into the living room, his cousin was still awake on the couch watching TV. Without missing a beat, my husband just said hi and asked how he was doing, grabbed my scarf, hung it on his fully erect penis and came back to bed with me. :D
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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