I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Adult relationships are the best.
One evening, after a stressful, bad day at work, I listened to my boyfriend go through it, and tried to help, but there wasn't much I could really do to help. To try and make him feel better, I asked him to tell me *one* good thing that happened, one thing that he enjoyed that day. Without hesitation, he proceded to tell me about his strategically timed, silent but deadly, "gas station corn dog fart" (his exact words), that drove his boss out of their shared office. I laughed so hard I cried. We're 25 and 26, and fart stories are the best parts of our days.
C Scarby |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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