It's all about the circumstances...
Every year, on her birthday, my family pranks my Grandmother. The year before last year, we made her a plastic cake and threw a tub of water over her 'lovely cake'. Last year, we replaced her frosting with sour milk. This year she is quite paranoid, so she made her own fruitcake. Grandma was so confident she invited her boss to her party. Then we suggested the children wouldn't like fruitcake, so we brought out a 'cake' that was really whipped cream on a balloon. When she cut it, the whipped cream went flying everywhere, even on her boss' black suit.
Why is it that they will only sneeze on our food when we don't want them to, but if we request it they refuse? What if I kept requesting it until they got annoyed? What would they do then?
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More » At one point, we were asked which gender of masseuse we wanted, so we scheduled a woman for everyone... except our loudest, proudest, "manliest" friend, who we specifically assigned the largest man they had to massage him. He arrived last, leading to a perfect moment of everyone else sitting in the waiting room and watching as he walked out of his massage: his facial expression and lingering awkwardness the rest of the night alone made it the best dance ever.
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