I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
This should have meant something.
Okay, so to make a long story short. I was at a basketball tournament for a week and i met this amazing girl. we started off right away going on two date back to back. This was outside of our province so at the end we had to leave so we didn't have time.On the second date, i had to sneak out at 1 am to meet her but as i was about to leave my coaches came back from drinking and saw me but i weasled my way out. So i meet the girl and we go drinking. She had a couple of beers and asks me if i wanted to go back to her place. So, we leave and when we get there she tells me to slow down because she lives with her aunt. She guves me an okay and we sneak in and start having sex right away but we had to f*ck quietly because her aunt would wake up so she was in top all the time. So as we were doing it someone turns on the light right outside her room and we freak out but she was able to clear that problem. So we're at it again when just as i was about to finish one of my teammates calls me to ask where was i. By then i was out of the mood but she somehow got me to finish. So i went back got to bed at 5 woke up at 9 to get ready for a game.
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