If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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A magician is performing on a cruise with his assistant, a parrot. The parrot is very smart, but every time the magician performs a trick, the parrot ruins it by telling the audience where the object went. For example, when he makes a deck of cards disappear, the parrot yells ''It's in his sleeve!''. When he makes a woman ''disappear'', the parrot yells ''she's under the stage!''. Finally, the magician is sick of it, but suddenly, the ship begins to sink, and he and the parrot just manage to escape. When they're on a lifeboat, the parrot yells ''I give up, where did you leave the boat?''.
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