in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
Bringing the Heat
I'm from Miami and have been an avid Heat fan my whole life. In high school, me and my friends would watch almost every game at the same sushi place. One day I stayed late at school to work on some project, and by the time I left the game had already started. I was speeding to the restaurant while listening to the game on the radio when I got pulled over for not using my turn signal at a 4-way stop. The cop walks up to my window, and asks, “Is that the heat game?” (I forgot to turn the radio off). I said yeah and he explained to me how he isn’t allowed to listen to the game in the squad car and wanted to know if he could listen for a while. I said sure, and he sat in my passenger seat for about 10 minutes yelling every time we scored and cursing out the other team. Once he left he just said thank you and went on his way, no ticket, no warning, no problem.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »