This is rediculous! I've been sitting at my table for two hours and the waiter still hasn't taken my order! I'm never coming to McDonalds again!
Or else!
John is a bartender in a local bar. Everything is going well, until one day, a very muscular, scarylooking man walks in. He walks to John and says ''A cold beer, or else!''. Scared, John gives him a beer without charging him for it. This goes on for a few days, until John's wife convinces him to stand up for himself. The next day, the man walks into the bar again, and says ''A cold beer, or else!''. This time, John asks ''Or els WHAT?'', and the man replies with ''or else a diet coke''.
A Woman with Three Cats
An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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Throw Me A Bone
If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Dry Your Eyes
The worst part about accidently rubbing deodorant into your eye is that it won't let you have any tears to cry it out.
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