If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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John is a bartender in a local bar. Everything is going well, until one day, a very muscular, scarylooking man walks in. He walks to John and says ''A cold beer, or else!''. Scared, John gives him a beer without charging him for it. This goes on for a few days, until John's wife convinces him to stand up for himself. The next day, the man walks into the bar again, and says ''A cold beer, or else!''. This time, John asks ''Or els WHAT?'', and the man replies with ''or else a diet coke''.
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