I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Just The Tip
A few years ago, an ex girlfriend and I were at my place, doing the deed. I was 19 at the time, so needless to say I wasn't long lasting every time. Leaving her unsatisfied, and a little impatient. So we decided to wait it out until I was ready to go again. She wasn't doing so well at waiting for it though. She tried a couple things to get him up again, with no success. I told her, sometimes it just takes a while. At that point, a little frustrated, she goes down, with my little guy in her hand. I look at her with a smile, thinking I'm about to get blown. Then she looks at me with disgust and says "I'm NOT going to do that.... But.... I'll kiss it!" as she gently kisses the tip, then looks at me and says "better?" ....thanks babe, not so much.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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