I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
The other day I went to my boyfriend's house after a long and tiring shift at work and lay dawn in his bed with him. He propositioned sex, but I told him I was tired I wasn't in the mood. We're both avid gamers, so he handed me his PS3 controller and asked if I would like to play Skyrim while we had sex while spooning. This was an offer I couldn't refuse. After a little bit his seven year old brother came charging into the room and asked if he could watch me play. My boyfriend, being the terrible brother he is, agreed, and for the next 20 minutes continued having sex at a subtle pace while pumping out innuendo after innuendo about the game, such as "Man, that dragon priest is giving you a pounding, I'm surprised you haven't used a dragon shout yet." His little brother was none the wiser and spent the whole time agreeing with everything my boyfriend said.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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